Spud, your mission should you choose to accept it: fill all the potholes on our road.
Pilot: “Gunner, ready your ammo. Pothole approaching at nine o’ clock.”
Gunner: “We’re locked and loaded.”
Pilot: “Hold your fire until I give the command.”
“READY, AIM, FIRE.”
Pilot: “Heading back to base; mission complete.”
We’re easily amused around these parts.